Food: A cat's best friend.

I usually eat Kit-E-Kat which is a mixture of offal, pot ash and animal hide. I'm not overly keen on their fish varieties though. Whiskas and Chub are also okay by me.

I would much rather have a steady diet of mince meat or chunk steak though.

I've also eaten meat pies and pasta but these tend to get me in trouble. Sometimes I get scraps like chicken skin and bacon rind. I like these too.

I have the cutest food dish. It's chrome and holds a mighty fine meal. I have been known to eat from the rubbish bin.

Milk rules. Milk is so good. I like the fact that in comes in a carton and that there are so many kinds. I've drunk real milk, Rev, Physical, Light Start and Cat Milk. These are good.

I've also drunk Soy milk and Skinny Milk. These are evil.

If you would like to send me food this too would be good.