Here's some things about me
Name: Yarbo
Aliases: Yarbie, Yobbo, Yarbolena, Yarborella, Yarbos, Yarbs, Fat Boy, Big Fella
Siblings: (Sister) Rorschach
Occupation: Domestic Animal
Favorite Meal: Red Meat
Favorite Sleeping Position: Anything awkward and annoying to my parents
Favorite Milk: Cow
Least Favorite Milk: Soy
Will work, sleep or be patted for food.
Here's a song all about me.
You can sing it to the tune of Flipper.
They call him Yarbo, Yarbo,
Fatter than dumplings,
Oh can you see... he's fatter than thee....
Okay, so it's not the most original song but there are others we could use.
"Hey big Yarbie".
"Yarbo the mighty".
"Yarbo" (like Joelene except only about a cat)
"Here's Yarbo" (like Here's Humphrey except only about a cat)
Things you really didn't need to know about me:
I accept presents, donations of food, milk and US currency.
I'm wanted in 5 suburbs of Melbourne.
I'm not overly keen on fish.
I'm not overly keen on guitar music but I love Indie-pop.
Love, Yarbo